He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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