There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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