what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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