I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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