I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I will be naked everywhere
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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