i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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