I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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