your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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