I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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