...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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