I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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