hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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