You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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