she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
do nipples grow back?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
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