i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The power of my boobs compel you
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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