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say what?
wanna hang out?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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