Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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