OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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