U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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