im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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