Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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