there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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