he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i dont even know how to be here
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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