dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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