so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
