do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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