She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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