So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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