Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This girl is more easily done than said...
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
