I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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