I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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