like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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