There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Oh god it's open bar.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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