last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
my poor anus
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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