we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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