Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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