how can u be prego again
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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