you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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