i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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