Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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