I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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