your parents love me but you hate me
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Houston, we have a blender
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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