sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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