Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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