C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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