But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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