You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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