Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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