I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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