i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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