Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
