I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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